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tension is passion

today's lesson is about dating or being in a relationship; dos and donts:

1. never date someone in ur primary school, they suck.

2. never date someone because of his looks only, they tend to be frustating.

3. never date someone without the permission or keberkatan from the mother; as in mothers.

4. never date someone because you're bored and have nothing to do. these people usually expects more from you, which you never bother to care. they will usually haunt you.

5. never date your best friend. its a heartache. you will tend to lose him, no matter what.

6. never date someone without knowing him/ her at least for months. these people usually have a hidden agenda. re: pisau cukur, menggali lubang di poket anda; or worse: psycho maniac or molester or rapist or just simply wants you for the physical thingie.

7. never date someone who is naive, they will tend to call their mother to tell them ( their mother) that they are dating and you will end up talking with his mother ( on the phone )instead.

8. match-making is actually an effective way to be in a relationship. i have evidence. want one?

9. its okay to cry if he/she dumps you in a horrible way. this is what you should do: cry cry cry, delete everything in your handphone, laptop, mp3 whatsoever that have something to do with him, write a poem of how much you hate him, clear your mind, act as if nothing happen the next day. stop seeing him or call or sms him. finish! simple yet amazingly effective.

10. being single is great. being a bitch is better.

p/s: these are through my way of seeing things, some are based on my own experiences, some, well, others are from what ive heard before.

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