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nisha jailani, 18
i have no men to cry upon
probability
July 28, 2009 ( 11:40 PM )
guys, i need your help.
what is the probability for me to lepak kat kl, without
a) stranded at the airport
b) the trip doesn't turn out to be how i want it
c) i'll catch H1N1
list of things to do at kl
a) lepak with bitches - mimie, boo, nel, lofa, nasreen(??), didie (??) and alia (????)
b) lepak with rempah girls- miza, shaf, sya, yas and wafaa
c) shop for clothes
d) shop for bags
and, what makes this more confusing is,
a) i have a one-way ticket to kl tomorrow ( 30/7) , but my dad wont let me go because i have no business there
b) on 4th of aug i will be going to kl again, by car.\, and yes, this one is because i have some things to do. balik pun by car. but, as usual, it all depends on my dad's kebijakan (policy) on when nak balik sini balik.
c) my mum needs me in alor star. laundry, cleaning, tutor stuffs.
so how?
things i find funny in a place called home
( 8:10 AM )
1. bedless bedroom 1:
used to be where i sleep, but now turns into a futsal court, 'thanks' to my mischievous brothers, using my sister's rugby ball which was kept in a special glass ( sorry, yun, i dont have anything to do with this).
2. bedless bedroom 2:
our previously-guest-room-now-is-the-wardrobe-plus-store-where-you-campak-all-stuffs-there room
3. the impossible-to-tangle wires
4. imagine this: big head, small body.
5. not in my house, of course. mini stairs for the kids to take a glimpse of the ice-creams! cute, inovative though.
ingatlah orang yang tersayang
( 7:52 AM )
quite some days ago my mum witnessed an accident in the wee hours of the morning.
a school boy on his way to school on his motorbike, speeding. macam mana la taktau, he hit a naza ria / kia carnival.
his bike 'flew' elsewhere, him, sprawled there, lifeless kot, blood in a puddle and soaking his school uniform.
that night, a cousin of mine came, n told that she was from a funeral. a friend of hers, a form 5 student, died in an accident. then that we realized that friend of hers is the same person as the one my mum saw earlier that morning.
innalillah.
details of COD ( cause of death) is not exactly known, but my bets are on head injury. here's why.
he did not fasten his buckle.
so, guys, if you want to live longer and don't have the heart to see your loved ones suffering and mourning over your death, buckle up!
p/s: al-fatihah to the boy and Yasmin Ahmad.
hairan
July 27, 2009 ( 8:03 AM )
kenapa followers aku ada 17 orang je? 17 tu pun majority adalah orang yang aku kenal, as in kawan-kawan yang merupakan bloggers juga.
reasons dat i can think of:
1. i bore people
2. people are bored with my blog
3. my blog is boring
4. blogging is boring
5. i blog when im bored
okay, yes, i am bored. these past days, i dont know whats wrong with me. ayah aku sendiri tak percaya when i voluntereed to iron ALL ( everyone's for 1 week) the clothes even at dat time my daily maid was here. umi pulak cakap, ive changed. dah jadi rajin ( nampak sangat dulu pemalas).
is it logical, or makes sense that NISHA prefers cleaning the house, doing laundry and even cooking than eating, sleeping and making a mess of herself.
my day went like this today:
morning: bangun at 8 plus, kemas all bilik, buka all the tingkap n langsir, made breakfast ( air je la, nasi lemak beli je), kemas, did laundry
midday: monitor my two mind-torturing brothers: one will be taking his trial UPSR tomorrow, the other one is having his exam next week and i was 'assigned' to teach sejarah ( as if la aku ni star sejarah la kan?), pindah the jemuran sebab hujan, masak nasi which my dad bising sebab nasi keras sangat tapi my brothers yang suruh buat nasi keras-keras pastu taknak mengaku and then i was blamed.
evening: surf the internet; facebook, blog, ym, facebook lagi. chat here n there. main futsal with the guys ( bros and dad- umi pun join jugak! hehe) sampai berpeluh-peluh which i need for quite a while, masak nasi goreng with my dad dengan sangat kelam-kabut, makan, kemas dapur yang endlessly dirty, tutup all the tingkap n langsir
night: mandi with cold water dengan sangat lama, facebook jap, lipat and iron a-week's-stock of baju ( terketar-ketar lutut kot!) in a 16 degree celcius room with radio at full blast ( clubbing sambil iron baju, imagine that) and now here i am, typing dunno-wut in my parents room with my brothers bergomoi 'bahasa kedah which means bergaduh dengan niat bermanja'. japgi tengok nightline and tidur.
congratulations
July 22, 2009 ( 7:04 AM )
to my big (physically, not age-wise) brother as he is awarded MURID CEMERLANG 2009 in his school. that was why i was forced to wear an 18-year-old kebaya and 5kgs of makeup. no wonder all the teachers ( they were the ones who taught me before) didnt recognize me. bila dah dekat, they started saying things like this: amboi, segaknya dia. tengok dari jauh tak kenal la sapa tadi. nampak macam your mum la. im not really sure if that is a compliment ( i look like my mum ) or an insult ( i look like a 46-year-old woman). whatever~
flash news: i was the only one in my siblings who did not get that award. 'great', i know.
5 reasons why cucur cempedak tastes soo good
( 6:52 AM )
1. because i was the one who made it.
2. because tokwan helped to bancuh the tepung.
3. because cempedak itself is sooo sedap.
4. because tokwan taught me the tricks and do's and dont's of how to fry cucur cempedak.
5. because i had been mengidam to have cucur cempedak since the 1st time i stepped foot on malaysia.
new look
July 20, 2009 ( 9:50 AM )
welcome to my new and improved blog. i just love the simplicity although it took me hours to create this. sadly you guys cant leave any comments plus i am tagboard-less.
enjoy.
p/s: imagine me in my mum's 18-year-old kebaya plus gladiator wedges. yup, that'll be me in 2 days time for my 'little' brother's hari anugerah cemerlang. wish me luck.
malaysia boleh!
July 19, 2009 ( 11:00 AM )
everything all can!
congrats to malaysian footballers, walaupun i am not a fan of u guys. no scratch that. i dont watch football, but having to play a nice game with the 'best team in the world' (according to shafeeqa) is something to be proud of.
p/s: the only effort i did to lessen my hunger is to say: saya lapar.
standard 2 essay
( 10:34 AM )
during my 1st half of my 1st week of my holidays, i had:
1. killed 2 cockroaches
2. sprained my just-recovered broken arm
3. spend almost rm2ooo in our mother-daughter shopping spree
4. cleaned the toiletS ( re: sental sinki and toilet floor pakai toothbrush) and mopped the house twice
5. watched HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE
6. ate char koewteow and countless cucuks of sate kajang in a day. easiest way to get cancer. congrats nisha.
7. picit jerawat 2 orang ( as a celebration for my arrival)
8. been so kecewa to learn that my driving lessons will be starting in august. macam sengaja ja nak tunggu something bad to happen so that i cant have a license.
9. ...people saying that i lost weight!
10. been talking so much that my mum had to shush me all the time! dont blame me. i was born to talk.
to do:
1. eat durian and cempedak fresh from tokwan's kebun
2. watch harry potter again, and transformers. belum tengok lagi. how pathetic.
3. start my driving class, again
4. lepak of course!
5. cooking class??
6. lose weight
dah. thats it for now, its already 2 a.m. and i dont wanna miss my 12-hours of 'beauty' sleep.
goodbye and good riddance!
p/s: lapar la pulak. how la?
parasite
July 8, 2009 ( 7:23 AM )
its very hard for me to like indonesian and malaysian songs unless the song is very nice or the lyrics are very meaningful or the music is catchy. not that im not proud of my own language, tapi nak cari lagu yang betul-betul disukai tu, well, it takes time.
while i was playing my indo songs CD which i bought just now, frustrated cause i cant find a CD that i want, i came across Gita Gutawa's song: Parasit. very cute and catchy song. and the lyrics are, lets just say malaysian song wont have these kinds of words: hipotermia, gurun sahara, antartika, bom atom and medan magnet. and btw, what is benalu?? and gerah? help.
15th come fast!
( 4:43 AM )
168 hours from now,
IM HOME!!!!!!
IM GOING BACK!!!
oh yeah!
just let me enjoy this 1 month holiday without any troubles anymore ( a broken arm, ambil lesen kereta which is taking me like forever, the ups of the weight scale )
list of things i wanna do at home:
1. lesen kereta
2. drive and ronggeng with me steering the car
3. swimming! i really need to lose some kilos
4. finish my novels
5. meet my bitches and rempahs
6. qada' all the food that i missed. does this make list no#3 possible?
in case you dont know, im going back on the 15th, which is a week more. well, on the 11th till 14th is PENMAS ( refer previous blog), in which (sigh!) i cant online or update myself with the everyday's gossips.
so, guys, i wont be updating this blog till a week more where i'll be at my lovely home, sipping hot chocolate at night.
I think im overdosed with perencah nasi goreng. well, why shouldnt i, lunch is nasi goreng. dinner is nasi goreng. and this is like almost a week. haiyoyo!!
when your bank account hits zero
July 7, 2009 ( 6:34 AM )
well, that is an exaggeration.
i have my reasons why my ka-chings went poof poof!
1. umi's stuffs = 1.5 juta
2. gifts for everyone = 3o0k
3. sewa bilik = 1.0 juta
4. surabaya shopping spree = 300k
5. rawat inap in a hospital for nothing = 1.2juta
6. birthday parties for july babies = 100k? i lost count
7. immigration = 500k
the western union mbak and the pak guard had already known me. they should, seeing me going in and out of the bank almost 2times a week taking out cash which can only last for not more than 1 week.
p/s: update for my wishlist. winning USD1million in a lucky draw so that i can live without having to think about $$$!!!
pengabdian masyarakat
( 6:19 AM )
this event,
has made my nights less exciting.
my dreams less colorful.
my holiday less panjang.
what is this pengabdian masyarakat actually.
PENMAS, singkatannya.
okay, 4 days and 3 nights in a dunno-where kampung,
telling orang kampung about the dangers of smoking,
how to brush your teeth etc.
niat baik, meningkatkan tahap kesehatan masyarakat setempat.
fine.
but why so long?
4 days!
imagine the house.
they say my house would be very mengkasihankan,
re: rumah berlantaikan tanah,
i really dont want to know how's the toilet!
OMG!
penmas is like 4 days more,
preparation barang = 0
mental preparation = -10
sedih, okay?
July 4, 2009 ( 8:58 AM )
just now we celebrated ( not a celebration as in a positive, happy happy one, actually) majlis perpisahan angkatan 2003.
to my super duper seniors:
1. dr zamney
2. dr neysah
3. dr maisara
4. dr hidayah
5. dr sara
6. dr kana
7. dr jansee
on behalf of my batchmates, we wanna thank you all so much for everything you've done to, and for us, and that includes bullying and marah sana sini. life would be boring without you guys menyakat and membuli orang.
walaupun saya tak la rapat dengan kalian semua, tapi, well, being soft-hearted ( ye ke?? ), i almost shed some tears just now. almost je la, sebab kaki dah lenguh berdiri lama gila, dah la petang tadi gi shopping sakan.
i'll always envy all of you, your success, your friendship, your spirit. wuahh. dah bergelar dokter dah semuanya. huhu
CONGRATULATIONS!
shaver, anyone?
July 2, 2009 ( 1:13 AM )
while i was happily browsing the internet, i came across this movie:
which is synonymous with gold-digger. this film is about two girls, trying their best to catch the biggest fishes during their holiday on a cruise. ( my honeymoon fantasy has always been on a cruise, oops! )
this movie sounds catchy, besides the fact that i love maya karin and all bernard chauly's production: gol dan gincu, and the latest; blogger boy, still airing on 8tv every thursday at 9.30 pm. sekarang dah episode 5, better catch up at youtube, guys!
tapi yang sedihnya, this film will be in theaters on november 2009, which is like 5 months lagi and the fact that i am here on this island, and not in the peninsular, tanah airku tercinta.
how miserable.
sehubungan entry sebelumnya,
July 1, 2009 ( 8:00 AM )
telah dimasukkan foto-foto berkaitan:
my best friend : my barbie notebook, with all my to-do list, including this one:
i think u can read clearly kan. i know how horrible my phone's camera is. haha
p/s: the birthday party was great, thanks to all. btw, HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY, GUNNA!!
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[ ] try bungee jumping
[X] ride a parachute
[ ] watch equastrian
[ ] own a yacht
[X] weigh less than 55kg
[ ] own a horse
[X] pass my driving test
[X] score 3.5 above
[ ] buy myself a car and a house with my own money
[X] win a futsal game
[ ] 6-pax!
[ ] beat amer in swimming
[ ] grow taller
[ ] sail on a cruise
[ ] own a real tiger cub
[ ] go to disneyland and universal studios, florida
[X] tour around europe
[ ] watch a theater
[ ] eat char koteow everyday without getting fat(ter)
[ ] adopt an orphan