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i am me
tension is passion
nisha jailani, 18
i have no men to cry upon
of hunger pangs and bullies
August 28, 2009 ( 2:08 AM )
happy ramadhan to all Muslims out there! hope this holy month would be a shower of blessings from Allah and may it bring you happiness and prosperity. amin.
ok, where to start. its been quite some time since i blogged. so, ignore the lousy english. i should have used malay instead.anyways, its MASEK! time to bully your juniors to the max. i know maybe some of you readers are my juniors, since the task was to find my wish list. haha. good luck!
my studies is going nowhere either. i cant think when im in a hypoglycaemic state. (ceh, alasan!). plus, the exams are soooo lambat lagi, its after hari raya!
its a bit irony you know, the fact that the only reason i love this place is because of the cool weather. but, its the fasting month! double the hunger! Ya Allah, kuatkanlah iman hamba-Mu ini!
im going back in 2 weeks time! yay!
quoted from a friend
August 23, 2009 ( 11:11 PM )
malaysian = people who looks like a malay/ chinese/ indian but acts like a mat salleh. the way they speak, eat, drink, dress, have fun, etc.
KAK nisha?
( 10:54 PM )
IM with a friend of mine:
F: nisha, kau handle meeting dengan junior kejap lagi? ganti S. she's sick.
N: why me? why not A or Z or anyone else?
F: cause you're the biro acara.
N: the juniors, they're gigantic! ( in case you don't know me, i'm well, lets just say i do not pass the stewardess / model qualifications, in many aspects )
F: nevermind, others can help you!
N: im barely 19, they're 21 plus! and, and, i can't pull an a**-like face! people laugh when i try to be serious.
F: nevermind, they're just juniors. they cant harm you!
p/s: only people who are >4 years younger than me are allowed to call me kak nisha. it makes me feel so old!!
its all mine
August 16, 2009 ( 7:00 PM )
yes! since my brother went back to school, the computer is all mine. no more quarreling about who's turn is it, no more signing in and out of yahoo messenger and no more people nosing around my facebook.
haa, lega!
now i'm at the clinic, googling all the things thats popping in my head, thanks to maxis broadband.
p/s: big sis coming back on 31st. tak sempat jumpa. haha. yun, good luck sleeping on a mattress for months. hah!
kisah si daun kesum
( 12:47 AM )
"adik, tolong umi beli bawang putih, kunyit and daun kesum."
"ok." ( without knowing what daun kesum is)
umi's instructions:
1. cari kedai pakcik tua pakai songkok
2. kunyit 50 sen
3. daun kesum tu yang macam ...........( i missed the most important part)
at the pasar basah yang sangat menggelikan bila kaki seluar kena lantai, i searched for pakcik tua pakai songkok at the vege section.
oh my.
semua yang jual sayur tu pakcik tua pakai songkok lah!
okay, em, pick the one with the least customer, at least you'll face little embarrasement. so i went there. dengan tak tahu malunya, i braved myself to ask the kakak buying dunno-what.
"kak, nak tanya sat, daun kesum tu yang mana?'
long pause. looking at me in disbelief, i guess. then she pointed the daun.
"ah, terima kasih. sorry lah, saya tak tau. mak suruh p beli barang saya taktau."
"besala, budak sekarang, tau makan ja."
ouch.
why i love my dad
August 14, 2009 ( 8:34 AM )
days ago i was so tensed in spite of my 'reckless' driving which results in 'kamu fail ujian jalanraya ni, minggu depan test lagi sekali'.
i did pass the parking and bukit test, though.
this is where my dad the superhero comes into action.
he said, "hey, why worry. nanti kan boleh buat lagi. jom pergi celebrate."
celebrate that i had passed the other tests. so he brought me to the nearest air kelapa stall and bought me one- kurang manis, isi banyak, ais sikit.
then i spotted dadih. and then, popia goreng with sambal. in my school days, i used to ran to the canteen to grab the biggest popia and with the most sambal.
so, being the best daddy in the whole wide world, he said:
"nah, air kelapa, popia and dadih sebab lulus test parking, bukit and 3-point turn."
i love my daddy.
i like doing this
August 13, 2009 ( 9:25 AM )
_all
ball
call
dall- kuah dal?
fall
gall
hall
mall
pall- pall mall
tall
wall
_awang
awang
bawang
cawang
dawang (mcm pernah dengar, taktau apa)
gawang (gewe kot, haha)
jawang ( jawa dlm bahasa terengganu?)
kawang ( terengganu lagi)
lawang
pawang
rawang (hah!)
sawang
tawang ( tak tau la!)
p/s: i know its stupid, but at least it keeps my brain cells generating, no?
kedah-english dictionary
( 8:26 AM )
1. cengeiy
-adjective
fierce; eg: awat makcik juai sayoq tu cengeiy sangat tak tau.
2. belemoih
-adjective
very untidy; eg: budak-budak la ni semua belemoih habih!
3. ghiyau
-verb
crying your heart out; eg: budak tu ghiyau selak kena cakaq kucin'.
4. meghelenya
-verb
restless; eg: budak mengelenya ni susah nak jaga.
5. mangkuk s'ia
-noun
a container consists of 3 or more cases, usually made of stainless steel.
6. tad sat
-ntah la
just now, eg: ada accident kat jalan ni tad sat ni.
7. tebeghetoh
-verb
accidentally hit something; eg: kaki lebam ni, tebeghetoh tembok.
silence please
August 8, 2009 ( 4:17 AM )
everyone is busy with their own stuffs. me, busy trying to figure out why my love life sucks. haha. that sentence has been in my head for ages it makes me want to vomit. *poyoness*
since my newest ( hopefully paling lama) maid came, i realized that my workload is less ( i was the maid for approximately 2 weeks, thank you very much. i did everything, including cooking).
and then,
here i am.
nothing to do.
no chores.
no problems.
no drama.
and it bores me to death.
i rather be in class. seriously.
anecdote
August 2, 2009 ( 9:16 AM )
it was all set. my dad had promised me the phone i wanted. not to say that my nokia 5800 was lousy, but i kinda like phones WITH keypads more. this was my so-called 'journey' to the heaven ( having my hands on THAT phone ).
location: IOI Mall, Puchong, Selangor.
time: 10-1 p.m.
me: hye, hello. u ada juai ( jual) fon sony ericsson yang c903 tu tak?
salesman 1: yang mana oh? *confused*
me: yang 5 megapixel tu woh. yang slide tu. belakang dia macam kamera tu.
salesman 1: u tengok fon tu kat mana ah? sony ericsson yang c series mana ada 93. yang ada cuma 901, 902, 905.
me: tngok internet la.
salesman 1: *talking chinese to his friend* apalah u ni, kat internet, handphone belum launch pun dh tunjuk woh. i tak pernah dengaq (dengar) fon ni pun. tak sampai malaysia lagi woh.
me: dah sampai la. *takde perasaan*
salesgirl 1: hye, mau ( mahu) cari handphone apa?
me: s.e. c903 ada tak?
salesgirl 1: ada2. sat i ambik ( ambil) mai (datang) bagi u.
( gave me a dummy set with the color i wanted- white)
me: yang betoi ( betul) punya ada dak? nak tengok function dia sat ( sebentar)
salesgirl 1: oh, yang putih punya takdala, ada hitam and merah ja. yang putih belum sampai malaysia lagi.
me: takpala. tngok yang merah.
salesgirl 1: yang merah punya tak lawa woh, yang hitam cantik
me: ok. yang hitam.
salesgirl 1: tapi kena order mai dulu la. ( means that u BUY that fon without even looking at it)
me: oh, takpala. i pi tengok kedai lain
salesgirl 1: u takmau tengok fon lain ka? ni fon pun putih jugak, slide jugak...
me: takpa. thank you.
salesgirl 1: or u mau fon 8 megapixel ni, gmbaq dia cantik ni.
me: i takmau fon canggih sangat
salesgirl 1: nokia 5800 ni lagi best dari fon u mau tu. touch screen. takda keypad. bla3
me: i dok ( sedang ) pakai fon tu la sekarang. i tak suka.
after searching for hours, and countless handphone booths....
me: sony ericsson c903 yang putih ada tak?
salesman 2: ada ada. u mau AP ( tiruan ) or original?
dad: harga berapa?
salesman 2: 1250 kalau AP, original 1400+ la.
dad: okay, kalau trade in fon ni dapat berapa? ( showing my dear beloved companion pink phone)
salesman 2: rm100 ja ni bang.
me: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *dalam hati je la*
dad: awat murah sangat? good condition la this one.
salesman 2: ni dah calar-calar habis semua dah ni.
( hey, don't you dare say that about my sayang! at least the functions are still great!! )
dad: ok la. i trade in yang ni, beli yang tu.
salesman 2: ok, say goodbye to your phone!
( noooo, she was my best friend for almost 3 years!! she was the one there on my ups and downs! )
nevermind, distance makes the heart grow fonder, right?
p/s: sony ericsson is the best phone in the world. period.
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[ ] try bungee jumping
[X] ride a parachute
[ ] watch equastrian
[ ] own a yacht
[X] weigh less than 55kg
[ ] own a horse
[X] pass my driving test
[X] score 3.5 above
[ ] buy myself a car and a house with my own money
[X] win a futsal game
[ ] 6-pax!
[ ] beat amer in swimming
[ ] grow taller
[ ] sail on a cruise
[ ] own a real tiger cub
[ ] go to disneyland and universal studios, florida
[X] tour around europe
[ ] watch a theater
[ ] eat char koteow everyday without getting fat(ter)
[ ] adopt an orphan